A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.
A: Sure, it’s only two thousand kilometres take lots of water…
A: So it’s true what they say about Swedes..
A: What did your last slave die of?
A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not…oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is…oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, straight after the Koala Bear races. Come naked.
A: No, WE don ‘t stink.
A: Anywhere where a significant number of Americans gather.
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
A: Only at Christmas.
A: Not yet, but for you, we’ll import them.
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South African snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
A: Yes, but you will probably still have to pay her by the hour.
A: Yes, but you’ll have to learn it first.