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Monday, November 22, 2010
Got this via e-mail from my dad!
LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND ALL THIS...
If youcross theNorth Korean Borderillegally you get12 years hard labour.
If you cross the Iranian Border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan Border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian Border illegally you will bejailed.
If you cross the Chinese Border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Venezuelan Border illegally you will bebranded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Cuban Border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
If you cross the South African Border illegally you get
a drivers license,
a pension card,
subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
a free education and
free health care.
weapons of your choice.
And in South Africa you can
drink and drive,
BUT PLEASE South Africans DON'T SMOKE- in publicit is illegal